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Zoltar
Jun 26, 2026

I've been to so many Zoltars now.
So many different ones too.
Here is my collection:

Big Kahuna I found in Zoltars hometown of Boulder City, NV on the main street.

Nancy was in the Zoltar headquarters also in Boulder City.

Trump Zoltar I found at a gas station near the Grand Canyon in Arizona.

This Alien Zoltar I found at a gas station in New Mexico somewhere.

This other Alien Zoltar I found at the Alien Cathouse about an hour north of Vegas. It was the most expensive Zoltar I have seen yet.

Not a Zoltar but made by the same people. It was a penny press which is my second favorite machine.

I'm sad I didn't get a proper photo of this Zoltar but this one was glow in the dark/fluorescent. Truly mesmerizing. It's in Area 15 in Vegas.

Saw Alien Trump Zoltar at an Alien Jerky shop in Hiko, NV. It's about an hour or so away from Area 51.

Saw Mr. Medicine Man at the same gas station at Alien Zoltar.

I unknowingly went to the World Largest Zoltar in Atlantic City last weekend.

Baphomet Zoltar was at the Satanic Temple in Salem, MA. One of my favorite finds.

Grandma is at Coney Island, next to the OG Zoltar there.

And finally—Pappy is at Knoebels in Elysburg, PA.

Follow along for more.
Gonna catch em all one day.